More Soapy Alisa Kiss
Retro-classy Alisa Kiss has another set -- almost exactly the same, but with a different slinky robe and in a different tub. Am I complaining? Not on your life!
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Retro-classy Alisa Kiss has another set -- almost exactly the same, but with a different slinky robe and in a different tub. Am I complaining? Not on your life!Wet, Soapy T-Shirt Time
Wearing clothes into the bubblebath might seem a little wrong, but, fuck, Aria is doing something very right. She gives us the best of soapy pics and wet t-shirt photos all in one erotic bathtime. Dark eyes and pouty lips are just icing on the cake.
Beautiful Tits At Kandi's Clubhouse
At Kandi's Clubhouse, bathing is far from boring, you know -- those excellent tits could use a little more washing, and, of course, I can spare the time....just being helpful, of course!
Gettin' Clean While Emoting
One of AVErotica's lovely ladies takes a relaxing bubble bath -- mixing up quite a few facial expressions, ranging from "hey, glad you're here!" to "you bore me." Any which way, I wouldn't kick her out of my bath...not until I'd given her a good dose some squeaky clean fun, of course.
Lots Of Soapy Links!
My bookmarks file is getting too damn big! Just for the sake of
clearing things out, here's an extra-special edition of...
Don't be fooled by the title: the site is not "Plane Treanna" -- it's actually "Planet Reanna," and a girl, who we can only assume is "Reanna," take a nicely soapy bath in very soft light. Unlike most normal bathers, she wears large, dangly earrings in the bath...but I'm not complaining.
Much like this lady, whose page says she belongs to some guy named "Leroy." She took great care to apply her makeup before bathing, no doubt to enhance the "I'm bored yet acting sexy" expression on her face throughout the photos. The ill-named "Shellylicious" (I'll bet she got picked on in junior high) did have the courtesy to put on her makeup for the bath, and made sure to outline her eyes in dark makeup so we'd know she wasn't missing them like some sightless cave lizard. Still, she knows how to enjoy being photographed in the bath: I'd wash her back for a smile.
"Jessi Capelli has taken this "look" to another level: her expression varies from blank erotic to brain melting. Good for her, though; telekenetics are in short supply in pornography.
Unlike this gal, who might be named "Kira Dreams," or else the website is simply stating as fact that, yes, Kira is able to dream, and does so at times. She's so cheery in the bath that one wonders if she just likes the bath that much or if she's that happy all the time.
"Brooke", from Planet Brooke, is a bit hard to read: she seems like she's being sexy in the bath, but she's got her lips pursed like she's annoyed at being interrupted in the bath. It might also be the dark outlined eyes, too, but she does take a very bubbly bath, so you might not be looking 'up there'.
"Mandy", as presented by Real Big Racks, actually does, in fact, have a big rack. She also doesn't wear makeup in the bath, which is always a plus. She's also a little on the 'bigger' size (from the viewpoint of someone looking at size-1 porngirls with the physical build of a teenaged boy), and I kinda like seeing that. She's someone that might actually put out for the losers that look at online porn for fun.
"Amy" claims to be my latina dream girl, but the last time I dreamed of a latina girl, she was working at a she store and I was wearing a clown costume and couldn't find the bathroom...but that's just what I dream, you might have something else in mind. Anyways, Amy starts out poorly, with a bunch of dressed photos, but once she gets in the bath things get nice, so make sure to scroll down.
If you like videos, the guys at Dooza have two samples for you from a bathing-focused DVD. Both start with long videos of a woman washing herself in a bubbly bath, and end up with sex in the bath...something for everybody! Skin Up...oh, wait, is that "Vip"? Anyways, they've got two preview videos besides the sex vids, which are all quite good. "18 and Busty" has a set of 4 videos, all short, but when put together make for a pleasant viewing.
"Jenny" is just out of high school and living in the dorms -- which must be the best kick-ass dorms ever because they've got wrought-iron bathtubs and windows everywhere. I don't think I've ever been in a girl's dorm bathroom that would be adequate for a sexy bubble bath, but this "Jenny" is lucky; hers allows her to get plenty soapy for our benefit.
The Met Art galleries I've seen are impressive: nice lighting, nice setting, very "Playboyish", but I don't encounter them enough. Here's a nice set for those of you who like both soapy and wet t-shirts: they don't try hard by naming the model or having some canned "I'm 18 and love anal sex" comment. Just pics, and good ones at that.
I'm very concerned about this gal, though: I've seen her elsewhere on the net, but this website says I can videochat with her -- right now -- and she'll do anything I say. Do they realize how hard it is on the skin to leave her in the bath, all day long, waiting for me to chat? I've even checked back at 3am to see if they take it down to let her sleep, but no dice: she's in the bath 24 hours a day. Poor, poor girl.
Stuff And Soap!
I'm behind the times on this -- probably because it's an email viral
thing, and nobody likes me enough to email me. No matter -- as payment
for ignoring me, I will subject you to my skinny ass dancing & stripping for you, courtesy the
Gap's "Watch Me Change" program (requires Shockwave).
Wish you were an erotic artists? The Nonist has a starter course for you, scanned from a 1970s erotic coloring book. Very stylish and obviously retro, these would look great ironed on a t-shirt. If you don't mind being hassled by mall cops for obscene t-shirts. But they let Spencers in the mall, so what's up their ass? They should mind their own business.
If you don't want to give up art saturated with breasts, Dino Cortez has galleries of his own breast-painting art. That is, he's painting upon actual breasts; the classical artists did fine painting pictures of breasts themselves, but Cortez has turned busts until canvases.
If you've ever wondered how to find lesbian scenes in movies, some afficianados have created The Encyclopedia of Lesbian Scenes -- complete with descriptions and stills.
As I've said before, soapy sex is a bit hard to come by, but this Asian couple couldn't restrain themseves, starting with some cooperative washing and ending with sexual congress. Now she's all dirty again, dude! >This couple has the same problem -- she spends all that time getting soapy and clean, only to be defiled by a good fucking.
This set has a 1970s-ish Payboy-feel to it, but that's not all bad - photographers did their work with minimal airbrushing back then. This nameless beauty soaps up, both in wet clothes and unclothed - she even smiles like a real person once.
Lovely Anne takes a bath, and actually looks like she is comfortably enjoying herself, unlike Emily 18 who appears to have been tossed in the dungeon and forced to bathe endlessly. Her creepy looks don't really pass for 'sensual,' instead appearing more like she's been locked up far too long.
This "nasty porn star", Raven Riley, can only see out of one eye. She is in the bath -- she should wash out some of that styling crap and pull her bangs back...then she wouldn't have to turn her head strangely like that anymore.
Anna, if you can trust the title, is both "18" and "busty", and she shows it off in the bubble bath. She seems quite bored, as though she's posed this way for you for the 10th night in a row and it's getting old...she's got a 18-and-busty friend, Anita, who's got video of her in the bath, too.
Danya takes a bath, pouting annoyingly for the camera, but fluffing around in the bubbles nicely. The thumbnails are cropped; the large versions are much better. Amy's sudsy thumbnails are cropped, too, but she doesn't look angry or pouty. She smiles for the camera, as though she's inviting the viewer to join her. The pouty, angry ones just look annoyed to be bothered in the bath.
In a turn of NPSP (Non-Porn Soapy Pics), S&S Chemical has given us a very sexy lady in the bath -- with the decidedly unsexy caption "POLYBOOST Polymers add fragrance and beauty to candles." Pornographers take note: if you add bland, uninteresting corporate taglines to photos, you might get more social acceptance. "No, honey -- it's not porn, it's an instructional video for application of polyethelyne barriers!"
Lots Of Links!
July has been crazy: I tagged along with the Sex~Kitten crew on their first 'city review,' a whirlwind tour of Minneapolis. The issue should be available at Sex~Kitten's website soon; I even wrote some stuff for it. I've also taken on many of the 'pre-press' duties of Sex~Kitten, setting up articles, ads, and formatting -- giving me the opportunity to flex some of my l33t design skills. Hopefully it won't suck.
Jordan Matter photography has a set of classy nudes on their website -- artistic photos, not your average 'spread the labia' sets that equal pornography. Most are so candid, so public, it makes you wonder if there really are partly-nude women wandering New York, and nobody cares enough to notice the people around them, save one intrepid photographer.
Sex sells, even when it comes to high-end server components. No nudity -- nor even undergarments -- but whoever this eBay seller is, he's got a handful of traditionally attractive women working in his warehouse's front office. They don't do it with every item, but I've been watching his auctions for several months now, and he's always got a couple pictures of girlies holding hard drive caddies or network adapters.
Come on, this has to be a satirical website. At Big Sausage Pizza, women give blowjobs...when the penis is inserted through a hole cut in the middle of a pizza. What pot-smoking pizza-delivery guy came up with this fantasy?!? "Dude, this last delivery, the chick was so hot....she shoulda given me a pizza-doughnut blow job!" *ding* lightbulbs appear above a half-dozen drug-addled heads.
For those confused about the act, this website tells you how to make love today. Not just any day -- TODAY! There's a new one tomorrow, so don't fall behind, slackers!
If you know someone with a pornography problem, send 'em an e-card to let them know they're fucked up. Not me -- dammit! I don't have a porn problem...it's part of my job to look at naked photos of sexy ladies! See, here's an example -- this issue of...
Of course she'll video-chat with you right now -- this soapy lady, clearly taken from a canned set of photos, is ready for your masturbatory chats, no matter what time of day. Still, I wouldn't kick her out of my bath...
One day a while back, Larry Elder interviewed this lady (last article) and her husband about their pornographic careers. She held her ground, and did a good job of showing she's not some drug-addled slut trying to make enough for her next pot purchase. First, she gets me on her side like that on Laryr Elder, then she takes a bath and puts the picture someplace where I could find it. How dare she tempt me so!
She's at the spa in her little sundress -- and it's bathtime! She's a little too 'Playboy' for my liking, but that's mostly in her hair and makeup...I'm not looking too closely at that.
These photos are kinda crappy, but she's very darn soapy. She's also a natural beauty, which is nice after the link above this one.
Sexy Jordan Capri bathes for your entertainment, starting in water-soaked undies but slipping into the bubble bath without too much delay.
Tawnee Stone is smiling brightly, as though she has no idea she's being photographed naked in the bath. "I'm what?!? And you still took pictures?!?" Oh, yes they did, and you appear to have liked it. Her fellow bather, Raven Riley, undulates sexily and soapily in front of reproduction caveman art, drinking her wine in the tub and looking a mix of tired and annoyed. Somewhere between the two of them there's a middle ground of pleasantly relaxed being watched in the tub, without hostility or false amusement, like Shayla Model. While Shayla's smile is a bit repetitive, she at least looks like she's enjoying herself, without overacting happy or appearing bored.
Couples are actually rather rare in soapy pictorals; For The Girls has a set of a man and woman gettin' sloppy in the bubble bath, and looking like they're actually enjoying themselves just a little.
Like huge soapy breasts, but hate the face? SweaterMeat has pictures for you! The body is pleasantly zaftig, a little on the chubby side (but, then, who isn't?) but the lack of face makes these seem a bit absent.
Elyssa takes a hot bubble bath, but from the looks of it the hottest thing there is Elyssa.
Shower sets don't usually get soapy enough for my liking, but Megan does a good job of covering herself in bubbles.
Teen Jasmin has a nice set -- two pages worth of her lounging in a very bubbly bath.
OSP !
Mel Ramos has an odd
style; while the style evokes classic pinup art, phtorealistic images of
sexy nude ladies, something's not quite right....while I appreciate the
lady, does she really need to be sprawled out on a hippopotamus, or
reclining on a huge chunk of cheese? Yes, god damn it, yes she does! He
has an interesting Galatea-themed set as well, in his Recent Works area.
We've all seen the TGIFridays commercial, right? Three guys ogle three girls (all racially heterogenized), but are distracted by the food. Personally, I can see why; the middle one is the only cute one of the three.
Finally, who goes out of their way to tell how they took the virginity of a TV star? This desparate guy did, answering the question "who really cares?" Well, people.co.uk does. In so many ways, the world tries so hard to believe nobody has ever had sex, and nobody will. What a sad view of the world.
And now for some....
Ann-Angel starts out clothed, ends up naked, but we never really see the naughty bits...there's too many bubbles! These tend to be my favorites; it's a job for my hands to wipe off the suds and show the sexy body underneath.
While they don't get too soapy, Madison spends bathtime comforting Graziella for having a horrible name. The pair start out confused, wearing swimsuits into the bath, but they never quite realize their error, only removing the clothes when it interferes with their lesbian love. Go lesbians!
If the lesbian-teens-with-bad-names doesn't do it for you, mature lesbians bathe together, too. They're really soapy throughout the 15 photos...but the blond looks either uncomfortable or annoyed. Maybe the brunette is coming on too strong?
Even better than lesbians in the bath -- is three ladies in the bath! They're your average Cali pornstars -- but I wouldn't turn down an invitation to join them.
Audrey bathes herself in a series of 15 images, flashing a rather creepy smile at the camera between lathering up. Her little pigtails are kinda cute, tho. Crystal has a creepy smile, too, but has a pleasantly real-world body -- plus she wears her glasses in the bath.
From a site called 'Ass Fantasies,' you'd hope to get a bunch of ass pictures, right? Here they have a bunch of an unnamed model with a soapy ass. Nothing overtly anal in them; just bubbles on an ass, and a few of her other parts for good measure.
I don't really understand the site, but a woman takes a bubble bath, and that's what matters, right?
Don't forget -- there's also non-porn soapy pics. Thanks to fotosearch.com and Google Image Search, it's easy enough to get 40+ clipart photos of people in the bubble baths. While hardly sexual in nature, sometimes they're a nice alternative to squinty eyelids and spread labia.
Snapsoid is a Flikrlike image archive...so of course someone's gotta upload themselves in the bath. Speaking of Flickr, they don't have any sexy soapy photos.
"Older Ladies" have to take baths, too...but, as with the 'teen' attribute, age has to be exaggerated in porn. Either they're really young, or really old, or their age doesn't matter much. The lady in these pics doesn't look quite so old...although 'older' than most of the 19-somethings dominating most photoshoots. Olderladies.com has a nice long video of a woman soaping up in the shower, too.
Back to the disturbingly young-looking girls (wasn't there a law against this)? Find a petite college student with braces, put plastic barrettes in her hair, and she's Teen Topanga. The braces must be a big thing: she's got a huge grimace in every photo to make sure you can see that she's got a mouthful of metal. Oh, and she kisses her rubber ducky.
This young lady toys in the tub -- but she keeps her hair wrapped to make sure it stays dry. Way to stay practical when masturbating for the camera!
She's nameless -- other than the moniker Little Trouble Maker She doesn't get quite as soapy as I'd like, but she's cute...and she's trouble! I know she is, because the website said so!
With all the so-called amateurs lurking around the internet, we tend to forget about the porn supermodels. Petra Verkaik has huge breasts, lots of makeup, smouldering looks and uncomfortable poses, perfect for Playboy. Gettin' soapy in the bath is a workout for her!
This lady just looks annoyed at being photographed. "Okay, if I pose a little, will you leave me alone? I'm trying to relax here!"
Soapy Pics!
Kids pledging virginity tend to participate in oral and anal sex instead, and abstinence-only sex ed doesn't work. Here's a big 'DUH' for the world at large, thanks. Ultimately, "sex ed itself is not a factor in determining teen sexuality," according to a researcher, so please, please teach the kids something worthwhile, Mr. and Mrs Education System! They also make a nice comment on the whole substance of 'teen pregnancy': "[T]he entire concern about teen pregnancy is in response to the older ages that people are getting married today compared to previous years." I think a lot of this goes to show that there's not much new in the way sex goes on -- but perceptions have a great deal to do with how we react. What Sex Ed comes down to is an attempt to control and direct the sex that's been going on forever-and-a-day...redirecting that river is a big job and Mother Nature generally doesn't care what people try to do, but we can build some levees, smooth out the rapids, and do our best to control the dangerous parts.
Anyways, here's some....
Here's a site with a high-quality video of a lovely lady in the bath. Don't bother clicking the images on the right -- they don't go to larger versions.
Two very-young-looking women frolick in a soapy tub, play with a toy...not particularly lesbian, but playful.
Teen Jasmin gets very sudsy, poses seductively, and that's about it for 12 photos.
Sweet Dominique does about the same thing, but for 14 photos, but with panties on.
Karen's photos in the tub seem to be all over Usenet alt.binaries groups, and here's a site using them. She doesn't look like a porn star, and that's what I like about her.
This woman, however, looks everything like a porn star, gets soapy, and fondles a toy.
Trixie teen bathes in the average 'cheap apartment' tub, gets soapy, and poses while standing.
I'd say Chloe 18 sounds like she's right out of Logan's Run, but then I'd show off what a geek I am. Anyways, this site has some good clothed and unclothed bathingness -- and the large views are HUGE, they look like they're right off the digital camera.
Audrey's not exactly the cutest model, but she's refreshingly non-model-like. Piercings, cute little pigtails...oh, and she gets soapy. Duh.
Hennessie ethnic, maybe India or Arabic, but she's cute enough; a little on the thin side, but she's in the bath, and that makes me boing.
Finally, we return with some...
I think some may be repeats, but who's upset with seeing them again?
Bubbly beauty in a stock photo that's for sale
A bathing woman in a hydromassage ad
A very seductive pic from a Korean website
She looks like a office assistant, or friend of the marketing director tricked into posing in the bath, and that's what's so cute about it.
Soapy Boobs!
Welcome to this edition of...We'll start with this young lady. While I give it +10 points for the extreme soapiness of the bath and photos, I have to say the woman isn't all the attractive...dark lines under eyes, smallish breasts.
This set has some Playboy-style high-quality photos. Like the previous link, lots of bubbles, and some very sexy poses. The woman is also quite Playboy-style, with huge breasts and unnaturally arched eyerows. Still, the breasts seem natural to me, and she's not too 'barbie doll' for my tastes.
Ugh...I guess I'm getting too old to be turned on by the phrase, "petite teens." This soapy "teen" lathers up in the tub, and actually looks like she's having fun. Her hair is pulled back in a ponytail (a must for the 'teen' look apparently) and starts out in a wet t-shirt.
Now -- here we go! "My Friend's HOT MOM" has a promo video of an older-than-average-slut in the tub seducing a younger male slut. The video is actually quite long for a freebie, over 1:30. Not overly soapy, and while the "mom" has a 'real girl' attractiveness about her, I'm most turned on by her coy seductive nature.
Another in the "sexy mom" category -- Oedipal porn rules, apparently -- is a set of photos of a mom in the bath. Quite sexy, although in several pics she puts suds on her lips...it's strange for me to simultaneously feel aroused and have a gag reflex, but I could probably show you ex-girlfriends that give me the same sensation now.
Midwest Mandy isn't so much soapy as in a wet t-shirt and panties, but she's frolicking in a bubble bath. With a fresh girl-next-door look and good-sized breasts, she's not hard on the eyes.
Soapy Videos!
In the past, I've just linked the Obligatory Soapy Pics with numbers....generic, uninteresting, probably not worth clicking because it could be a blind link to something nasty. Also, it makes it hard for me to find things I've linked -- I like to look at 'em, too! So I'm going to try and give titles and descriptions for links from now on. Starting with today's fun article: Woohoo! Yahoo! is running a new video search service, one step up from Google's image search. You can search for videos -- all the naughty, slutty fuck videos you could ever want.
So, not only to you get a newly-revised Obligatory Soapy Pics layout -- this time it's:
from big-videos.com, an untitled group of videos of bathroom sex. the first two are of a lovely short-haired woman bathing herself.
A Bangbros production, three relatively tame videos of a woman bathing in a very soapy tub. Lots of suds & self-fondling, ends with masturbation. Very nice.
I think I've linked Cora stuff before, but I'm not sure. Who knew that giving a blowjob in the bubble bath could be such a big deal? When she's the soapy one, I like it, I admit it...
The domain says, "my anal teens", but no anal here at Teen Kelly videos. Just Kelly in the bubble bath, washing herself -- mostly upper-body (very nice), with some half-hearted crotch touching in the final vid.
Soapy lesbians! they don't really get into anything hardcore, but it's two soapy babes for the price of one. Huzzah!
Wait, another blowjob video? This one looks better produced, which is probably it's downfall. don't get me wrong - I like, I like, but the other one from Cora is much more real, I can get into it better. This one has better soapiness, which is definitely a plus.
More Soapy Pics!
Holy crap -- has it been so long since I've done my Obligatory Soapy Pics? It's not like I haven't been looking (because I have), I've just been writing about other stuffs and things besides. So -- here you go --Oh...ummmm..."what else," you ask? Eh, not much....Thanksgiving isn't the most sexually-oriented holiday. There's plenty of Christmas porn, Easter porn, 4th of July porn, Halloween porn...but as of today, there's no Thanksgiving porn at all. When you have a holiday that revolves around eating a hell of a lot of food, watching sweaty men play football, focus on your mom (and other family members), and driving in heavy traffic, there's not much sexy about it. Well, unless you're into those sorts of things. Sweaty traffic incest football may be the perfect fetish for Thanksgiving, but fortunately that's rather rare.
Random Updates!
Welcome back, Sex-Kitten! My SO's website hasn't been updated in over a year, but after a site redesign it's up and running again. It's actually very cool; it's still the old site, but it looks sharper, cleaner, and classier now.I hate "linkblogs," but I don't have much to say about stuff, so here's more interesting links:
An animator/artist named Joe Williamsen had created an object he calls the "Hunter;" essentially a cartoony woman done in photorealistic style. He animated it using entirely computer generated methods first -- but then he got the idea to use motion capture and a real model. Is the result some sword-and-sorcery action film? Nope; it's a stripclub version of Run-DMC's Walk This Way. I like it this way better. Bouncy.
I'm honestly surprised that outer space alien sex can mage enough money online to be a viable business line. Well, on second thought...why does this surprise me?
And, as always for good measure...
And, this is becoming a bit obsessive for me...
There's porn sites showing hot women posing sensually in the bath...but, then there's regular commercial websites doing the same thing. They don't show as much pink, but the images look like they're pulled right from porn sites like the ones above. So, a new feature:
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Soapy Pics!
Eh, I'm going to try to update more often...you guys want to see content, right? So, in this endeavor, I give you:As a bonus, I even found some soapy porn on a business website for water heaters. No actual naughty bits, but still plenty to be aroused by!
Why, WHY?!
A month and a half?!!? What's WRONG with me? Like most blogs, I hate to resort of posting simply to announce that I haven't posted anything.Frankly, this site bores me a little. I haven't come up with a voice for it, unlike some other sex-centred websites. I'm not sure what I need to put here.
Plus, I've been occupying my time having hot, juicy phonesex with a certain lovely woman. She's told me I'm pretty good.
OBLIGATORY SOAPY PIX! Not one -- but TWO sexy soapy women. Unfortunately, I'm not in the picture, so these women have nothing to play with but each other.
Bathtub Babe!
Ooh -- here's another babe in the bathtub. I'd wash her back, mmmmm......Valentine's Day is coming up, and I've got no lover. Actually, it's been almost three years -- can you imagine? That's part of why I write erotica from time to time: stress release. I'll meet that special someone someday, but 'till then I've got my horny words and the internet's got gigabytes of cute chicks and bathing babes for the taking.
Bathtub Babe!
Yeah, I'll take the cheap way out -- forcing myself to update by blog by posting pics of babes in the bathtub. Soapy women are my 'thing'...it's a pretty innocent fetish, right? And, it's not something anyone has inexperience in. "Hey, honey, I want to tie you up and drip wax on your back" has far fewer people jumping for the opportunity than "hey, honey, let's draw a bubble bath and wash each other." In a sense, it's not really a fetish -- it's the way sex is done, one time or another, by nearly everyone. Why are there so few pics of soapy women on the internet? They're all "lie on the bed, stretch your labia as wide as you can". Ick.
